NOT YOUR FRIEND

Unchecked federal power is a growing crisis, with policies that stifle citizens instead of empowering them. Taxing your hard-earned income your entire career, then hitting your retirement savings with more taxes? No way, FUCK OFF! Freezing your bank account for challenging their overreach? GET LOST LOSERS! Forcing you to take a vaccine? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Top officials lining their pockets while in office? GET FUCKED! Endless red tape and inefficient regulations? ENOUGH ALREADY! 

The government has ballooned into a corrupt, overbearing force that no longer serves the people. Until we have transparent, accountable leadership, don’t be fooled—the government is not your friend, it’s your biggest fuckin' foe! Unlike the government, this jacket’s got your back. Designed to make life easier, it’s packed with features for real-world living. On blustery days, it shields you from biting winds. Feeling the heat from worrying about Big Brother? Pop open the armpit vents to cool off and stay comfortable. We won’t overpromise—this jacket isn’t fully waterproof in a downpour, but its strong water-resistant design will keep you dry through a light drizzle for a good while. And if conversation with random people is your thing then this graphic is sure to spark up some public conversation. We wish you luck dealing with the Kens & Karens who are going to bark expletives at you but feel free to flip them the bird on our behalf. Its bold graphic is a conversation starter, perfect for those who love sparking debates. Some folks might clutch their pearls and throw shade your way but let them. With our full support, flash a smirk, flip them the bird and own the moment. You're welcome ;-)